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girl you must be from outta this world ;) because you look like E.T.
anti pick up lines are my favorite things
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I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
DID I FUCKING DO SOMETHING WRONG OR ARE YOU GUYS TRICKING ME
575,410 notes (via andreagrimes & iloveyourhumor)
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
138,733 notes (via kelseyelizabethlove & komaida-deactivated20130501)
last night there was a GIANT TOAD in the middle of the street just chillin in the rain and I almost hit it
379 notes (via olivia-ross & buckycaps)
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